You're going to jail joystick

I don't think this thing will get through customs.

Potchouli

The army is complete.

"New" SFIV Tier List

This one includes console characters.
And surprise surprise my weak purple thing is dead last.
No really, I think this list is far from complete and dead wrong in some areas.

Too fat to work

No it's not the USA, where everyone is fat.
This gem of a story takes place in Britain, where an entire family of fat people claim they are too fat to work and thus claim 22,000 pounds a year in compensation.

Million Knights Vermillion: A year Later

And you can see it's confirmed that Chihaya's voice actor will be playing an insane eyepatch openshirt and tie wearing AWESOME girl with huge scissors. (Already called Yuri)

Unfortunately the game footage looks extremely awkward as all heck, needs more frames.
You can't even really say "It's doujin" when you look at the credits, pro music, pro character design, pro seiyuu.
This supposedly comes out in a month?
I'll play it cause it has Yuri but like, come on a year of nothing sort of expected more.

Bachelor party...food only version

This will be a very trees instead of forest post for lots of reasons if you KNOW WHAT I MEAN.
I preferred Hagi 9000x to Hop Kee.
Perhaps it's because Allan stole all the crab.
Snails were decent (not filling at all), clams were also stolen!
Flounder? was nice.
But I wasn't filled up at all.
Was tempted to deviate a little to Chinatown Fair haha cause it was literally 5 feet away.

Hagi though was oh goooooood.
Eel tempura with citrus salt mmmmmmmmmmmmmm.
The yellowtail? collar MMMMMMmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm.
The tuna also was very nice (garlic was too strong), in all honestly, the chicken skin bacon, while really good, was probably bottom on the list in comparison to the rest!
Cause everything else was amazing!
Or maybe the fatty pork.
Again good, but below the amazing eel, yellowtail, tuna.
Also, tried some Choya (I don't drink.)
I could see myself drinking it again :V
Not beer though, if anything this weekend just REINFORCES the cold truth to me that beer is just fermented crap and you're just drinking fermented crap :V
I find it very hard to do more than sip.

Peter Luger steak is godlike, if you want to be a douche, ask for the burger at dinner.
"We make our burgers from the leftover steak so steak is better. What you don't like steak?"
"It's ok I guess."
"It's ok you guess?"
Then order salmon.
Then somehow eat that along with 6 slices of steak anyway!
As somewhat expected (I did research!) German potatoes were pretty unimpressive.
Creamed spinach was amazing though.
Steak was of course wow.
I actually felt they were different in toughness, probably just outside based.
Medium rare felt much tastier than medium.
I saved up hunger wise for this one so I ate like 10? or more pieces.
Also I could probably eat the whip cream (I think they actually make their whip cream right?) alone as dessert.

Hurf, chicken/lamb and rice, only good when hot.
Grays Papaya hotdogs are "ok," dohoho. (It's a hotdog, you can't really fuck that up.)
Zabar's was OK I guess, I didn't get the salmon bagel though so I probably CHOSE WRONGLY.

Yeah and that's all you get.

Mega Man 2

OVER 9000 SUIKA

Notice I don't say "Suikas."
Yeah some nut bought a limited edition Suika plushie on Yahoo JP auction for 916,000 yen.
That's over 9K for a Suika having her eyes closed

instead of open.

Maybe if she could split into 1000s of Suikas like real it'd be worth that much.
Or grow to Immaterial and Missing Purple Power size.
I would want my over 9000 dollar Suika to be able to crush houses.

Secret Meeting 2

Probably one of the best and worst things I have seen.
It seems like Matsuda (IaMP player, Youmu's wife), has been working on a fighting game based on...IaMP players.
As in, motion capped IaMP players.
It is so terrible and funny that all I can do is laugh.
There is a video of instant kills plus a combo video up.
It is...interesting, to say the least.
The characters, er players in the game include:
reize, ri-zu, matsuda, RIC, Joker, BT., Dark-man, uranagi, ym, honami, and B B B'
You can watch their IaMP matches on youtube.
I'll probably mirror both videos because of their terribleness.


Instant Kills


Combo Movie

BROFIST

Zun said fuck it.

Oh No!

Interesting Physics

So coming home from work today the Jeep in front me glanced against the divider, bounced off into the right lane of a two lane highway, overcompensated by swerving BACK into the divider, but by this time they were also rotating, and thus they were already somehow backwards, then flew UP onto the divider, finally resting on it while facing to the right.

This was directly in front of me so I was braking like crazy, luckily no one was tailgating my ass.

I had to go over the crash a couple times in my head to figure out how they ended up facing RIGHT, because it sure as hell didn't make sense for a few moments after.
But I do remember seeing the fire on the road as they were flying backwards onto the divider, so it helped me figure out their exact trajectory.

I drove right on by after stopping, ran over part of their plastic parts in the road.
In retrospect maybe I should have taken a picture.
The two girls are lucky to be alive.

MBAA ver. A

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VAel3HWyy_w#t=2m48s
Who is this character and why does she have this?

Game shit

BlazBlue announced for the PS3 and XBOX360, no solid release date.


7th Dragon by the Etrian Odyssey people is out.
Fun little game, music is really cool.


First Boss

Shaman King True Ending to be viewable online

via Zepy
Man I remember reading that silliness so long ago and raging pretty hard at the "ending."