Wednesday, December 22, 2010
Friday, December 17, 2010
Tuesday, November 30, 2010
Rollcaster
It’s possible for a sound to get played and then get canceled out by a rollback, which would of course be very confusing. I had to add some code that not only tracks every single instance of a sound being played, but what’s even more fun is that it has to check to make sure that the same sound wasn’t started on a later frame, so it doesn’t accidentally cancel something out that was just moved up a bit.
So you want to program games?
Hope to God you are as hardcore as mauve.
Tuesday, November 23, 2010
UMINEKO FIGHTING GAME PART 3
Voicework
God Beatrice sounds hilarious.
Anyway further shit:
Ange: Stun Boost (She gets a lot more hit stun on her attacks)
Battler: Resurrection (He heals life)
Beatrice: InfinitySP (One super she chooses costs nothing?!)
Lucifer: Attack Touch (Can tag in even if she is in waiting status)
Kanon: Silent Attack (Seals opponents SP gain when he hits them? Or makes them gain less, not sure.)
Shanon: Auto Guard (What it says...sort of vague, I don't know if it means you don't have to block mixups yourself or what.)
Eva: Berserk (??? Probably more damage)
Chester: Break Boost (Almost positive that she does increased guard damage)
Virgilia: ??? (???)
Ronove: Counter Boost (??? Guessing he does retardo damage off CH)
Serious thoughts.
Siesta looks ridiculous, guard damage is really absurd plus arrow spammy character along with rushdown type normals.
Not sure about Beatrice, she sure is elegant looking though.
Also if Shannon's shit lets her not have to block mixups she will be easy ass scrub character.
God Beatrice sounds hilarious.
Anyway further shit:
Ange: Stun Boost (She gets a lot more hit stun on her attacks)
Battler: Resurrection (He heals life)
Beatrice: InfinitySP (One super she chooses costs nothing?!)
Lucifer: Attack Touch (Can tag in even if she is in waiting status)
Kanon: Silent Attack (Seals opponents SP gain when he hits them? Or makes them gain less, not sure.)
Shanon: Auto Guard (What it says...sort of vague, I don't know if it means you don't have to block mixups yourself or what.)
Eva: Berserk (??? Probably more damage)
Chester: Break Boost (Almost positive that she does increased guard damage)
Virgilia: ??? (???)
Ronove: Counter Boost (??? Guessing he does retardo damage off CH)
Serious thoughts.
Siesta looks ridiculous, guard damage is really absurd plus arrow spammy character along with rushdown type normals.
Not sure about Beatrice, she sure is elegant looking though.
Also if Shannon's shit lets her not have to block mixups she will be easy ass scrub character.
UMINEKO FIGHTING GAME PART 2
Actual play footage.
So Keits posts three times about this game on SRK front page and Stupid Retarded Kids explode because of too much anime.
Also lol, Japan more pessimistic than #Umineko because "oh no combo game."
Also damage is spelled DAMEGE aka DAME GE- aka "do not want game"
Anyway analysis:
It is a tag game, lifebars seem shared between characters, super meter is not.
There are three life bars total per pair.
Tagging is called "Touch."
Canceling an attack into a tag attack is called "Attack Touch."
Bursting out of hitstun into a tag switch costs two meters of your sub and is called "Damage Touch."
You can combo into and out of tags.
There is a life gain mechanic of some sort.
There is a guard meter.
There is a shitload of projectiles.
The toolshed stage either phases in and out of normal and ritual or it's some type of game effect (think arcana activations in AH1 and AH2).
Backed up by the fact that in the clip after Lucifer goes into snap finger pose and the background changes.
Beatrice has something called "Infinity SP"
Battler has something called "Ressurection"
Kanon has something called "Silent Attack"
Shanon has something called "Auto Guard"
Eva has something called "Berserk"
Chester has something called "Break Boost"
Lucifer has something called "Attack Touch" (different than normal attack touch?)
Ronove has something called "Counter Boost"
So Keits posts three times about this game on SRK front page and Stupid Retarded Kids explode because of too much anime.
Also lol, Japan more pessimistic than #Umineko because "oh no combo game."
Also damage is spelled DAMEGE aka DAME GE- aka "do not want game"
Anyway analysis:
It is a tag game, lifebars seem shared between characters, super meter is not.
There are three life bars total per pair.
Tagging is called "Touch."
Canceling an attack into a tag attack is called "Attack Touch."
Bursting out of hitstun into a tag switch costs two meters of your sub and is called "Damage Touch."
You can combo into and out of tags.
There is a life gain mechanic of some sort.
There is a guard meter.
There is a shitload of projectiles.
The toolshed stage either phases in and out of normal and ritual or it's some type of game effect (think arcana activations in AH1 and AH2).
Backed up by the fact that in the clip after Lucifer goes into snap finger pose and the background changes.
Beatrice has something called "Infinity SP"
Battler has something called "Ressurection"
Kanon has something called "Silent Attack"
Shanon has something called "Auto Guard"
Eva has something called "Berserk"
Chester has something called "Break Boost"
Lucifer has something called "Attack Touch" (different than normal attack touch?)
Ronove has something called "Counter Boost"
Sunday, November 21, 2010
Sunday, November 14, 2010
Thursday, November 11, 2010
Friday, November 05, 2010
Asians don't age, they in fact reverse age!
From elderly white man to young asian dude.
And here I thought the plot of Mission Impossible 2 depended way too much on the face change gimmick.
My guess is either:
1. Chinese political dissident or criminal or something
2. North Korean
Chinese hands NK escapees back to NK, I wonder if you were able to seek asylum in Hong Kong before the revertsal of ownership.
Wednesday, November 03, 2010
Frontier Aja has more money than God
Touhouvania II cast:
Sakuya Izayoi: Sawashiro Miyuki (Mint of Galaxy Angel, Shinku of Rozen Maiden, Aruru of Utawarerumono)
Remilia Scarlet: Kitamura Eri
Patchouli Knowledge: Rikimaru Noriko (Manaka of To Heart 2)
Flandre Scarlet: Kanemoto Hisako (Ika Musume of Ika Musume)
Hong Meiling: Satou Satomi (Ritsu of K-ON!)
Reimu Hakurei: Satou Rina (Negi of Negima, Haruka of Minami-Ke, Mikoto Misaka of To Aru Majutsu no Index)
Marisa Kirisame: Shintani Ryoko (Xianghua of Soul Calibur, Milfeulle of Galaxy Angel, Sae of Hidamari Sketch)
Alice Margatroid: Tomatsu Haruka (Ai from Idolmaster DS, Nagi from Kannagi, Lala from To Love-Ru)
Yukari Yakumo: Endou Aya (Leanne from Resonance of Fate, Miyuki of Lucky Star, Sheryl of Macross Frontier)
Yuyuko Saigyouji: Shiina Hekiru (Haruka from Dream Club Zero, Hikaru from Magic Knight Rayearth)
Youmu Konpaku: Hirohashi Ryou (Kyou from Clannad, Rakka from Haibane Renmei, Sora from Kaleido Star)
Ran Yakumo: Kobayashi Yu (Setsuna of Negima, Mariya of Maria Holic, Kaere Kimura of Sayonara Zetsubou Sensei)
Chen: Shintani Ryoko
Komachi Onozuka: Tomatsu Haruka
Sakuya Izayoi: Sawashiro Miyuki (Mint of Galaxy Angel, Shinku of Rozen Maiden, Aruru of Utawarerumono)
Remilia Scarlet: Kitamura Eri
Patchouli Knowledge: Rikimaru Noriko (Manaka of To Heart 2)
Flandre Scarlet: Kanemoto Hisako (Ika Musume of Ika Musume)
Hong Meiling: Satou Satomi (Ritsu of K-ON!)
Reimu Hakurei: Satou Rina (Negi of Negima, Haruka of Minami-Ke, Mikoto Misaka of To Aru Majutsu no Index)
Marisa Kirisame: Shintani Ryoko (Xianghua of Soul Calibur, Milfeulle of Galaxy Angel, Sae of Hidamari Sketch)
Alice Margatroid: Tomatsu Haruka (Ai from Idolmaster DS, Nagi from Kannagi, Lala from To Love-Ru)
Yukari Yakumo: Endou Aya (Leanne from Resonance of Fate, Miyuki of Lucky Star, Sheryl of Macross Frontier)
Yuyuko Saigyouji: Shiina Hekiru (Haruka from Dream Club Zero, Hikaru from Magic Knight Rayearth)
Youmu Konpaku: Hirohashi Ryou (Kyou from Clannad, Rakka from Haibane Renmei, Sora from Kaleido Star)
Ran Yakumo: Kobayashi Yu (Setsuna of Negima, Mariya of Maria Holic, Kaere Kimura of Sayonara Zetsubou Sensei)
Chen: Shintani Ryoko
Komachi Onozuka: Tomatsu Haruka
Friday, October 29, 2010
Monday, October 25, 2010
Mizuumi site redesign
Bellreisa's making a serious attempt to make Mizuumi somewhat legitimate.
Wish him luck.
Wish him luck.
Thursday, October 14, 2010
Blizzard bans single player cheaters
That sound?
That's the sound of the entire Diablo mod community shitting its pants.
Terrible precedent, you KNOW this shit is going to be in Diablo 3.
And with SC2's terrible editor limitations already (they recently banned a typing of the dead style UMS because the dictionary included the word 'dyke') Blizzard seems well on their way to stifling any 3rd party development, even for single player.
That's the sound of the entire Diablo mod community shitting its pants.
Terrible precedent, you KNOW this shit is going to be in Diablo 3.
And with SC2's terrible editor limitations already (they recently banned a typing of the dead style UMS because the dictionary included the word 'dyke') Blizzard seems well on their way to stifling any 3rd party development, even for single player.
Wednesday, October 06, 2010
Italian Magic Girl Leather
vs
The more I think about it the more the fact it was just the intro really points to it just being the same sample being used.
Monday, October 04, 2010
Tuesday, September 28, 2010
Taiwanese Silverlight
Not to be outdone by Nanami, Taiwan's Microsoft has introduced their own version of Silverlight.
http://www.microsoft.com/taiwan/silverlight/default.htm
http://www.microsoft.com/taiwan/silverlight/resources.htm
http://www.microsoft.com/taiwan/silverlight/mission.htm
via Hachima
http://www.microsoft.com/taiwan/silverlight/default.htm
http://www.microsoft.com/taiwan/silverlight/resources.htm
http://www.microsoft.com/taiwan/silverlight/mission.htm
via Hachima
Saturday, September 18, 2010
Wednesday, September 15, 2010
Saturday, September 11, 2010
Friday, September 10, 2010
Thursday, September 02, 2010
Jiyuna stories
[10:34] <jiyunaJP> hellow everyone
[10:34] <jiyunaJP> i got drunk today
[10:34] <jiyunaJP> and went to game vamos
[10:34] <jiyunaJP> aka the BB arcade in nagoya
[10:34] <jiyunaJP> the usual crew was there; but HIMAJIN was playing
[10:34] <jiyunaJP> himajin; aka the SBO litchi
[10:34] <jiyunaJP> who beat me 5-0 last time
[10:35] <jiyunaJP> first i played on the red vewlix; because thats where the crowd was gathered
[10:35] <jiyunaJP> and watching some tao fight cpu
[10:35] <jiyunaJP> even though there are 4 setups...everyone was watching tao fight cpu (i dont know why)
[10:36] <jiyunaJP> i beat the tao 3-0 in close, well played matches
[10:36] <jiyunaJP> then everyone moved to the sega cabs and left me to fight cpu ( fuck japan)
[10:36] <jiyunaJP> i finished arcaded mode and watched as the sega cabs got full (so 3 setups, 6 players on sega cabs. me playing alone on red vewlix.) fuck japan
[10:38] <jiyunaJP> finish story mode, get up and go stand at a sega cab that SBO litchi is playing on. wait for my turn
[10:38] <jiyunaJP> SBO litchi has 4 wins, its my turn
[10:38] <jiyunaJP> play him, win first 2 rounds, lose next 2 rounds, neither of us has burst for final round
[10:38] <jiyunaJP> i win
[10:38] <jiyunaJP> 1-0 me
[10:38] <jiyunaJP> next game, just as close, but i win again
[10:38] <jiyunaJP> 2-0 me
[10:38] <jiyunaJP> next games are close, but he cleanly beats me
[10:38] <jiyunaJP> 2-1 him
[10:38] <jiyunaJP> next game close, but i fucking drop combo and hes mashing airthrow during last round
[10:38] <jiyunaJP> he wins
[10:39] <jiyunaJP> 2-2
[10:39] <jiyunaJP> final game, im up 2-1 rounds, i still have two burst
[10:39] <jiyunaJP> i use BOTH bursts during 4th round but still lose
[10:39] * jiyunaJP (~world@p8020-ipbfp2003tokaisakaetozai.aichi.ocn.ne.jp) Quit (Read error: Connection reset by peer)
[10:40] * jiyunaJP (~world@p8020-ipbfp2003tokaisakaetozai.aichi.ocn.ne.jp) has joined #blazblue
[10:40] <jiyunaJP> lol internet. fuck this fucking shitty country
[10:40] <jiyunaJP> but anyway
[10:40] <jiyunaJP> 2-2 games
[10:40] <jiyunaJP> 2-2 rounds
[10:40] <jiyunaJP> he has 1 burst, i have none
[10:40] <jiyunaJP> final round, he whiffs DP
[10:40] <jiyunaJP> i 5b (dont bait burst) 3c (jump back barrier)
[10:40] <jiyunaJP> he bursts, i IB
[10:41] <jiyunaJP> and rape him, win game
[10:41] <jiyunaJP> win 3-2
[10:41] <jiyunaJP> yell in japanese
[10:41] <jiyunaJP> "ARENT YOU THE SBO LITCHI!?
[10:41] <yeknom> how did you say it in jp
[10:41] <jiyunaJP> TOUGEKI NO RAICHI JYA NAI KA!?
[10:41] <yeknom> wow what a dick
[10:41] <yeknom> lol
[10:41] <L-Knight> lollll
[10:41] <yeknom> pretty good
[10:41] <Rei____> lolllll
[10:41] <L-Knight> stay american
[10:41] <EvilLinkz> hahaha
[10:41] <St1ckBuG_> lollll
[10:41] <jiyunaJP> yo fuck japan
[10:41] <EvilLinkz> I think he was drunk
[10:42] <yeknom> bringing american shit talk to japan
[10:42] <L-Knight> what did he do
[10:42] <yeknom> orz
[10:42] <jiyunaJP> its not even drunk shit talk
[10:42] <jiyunaJP> how are there gonna be 8 people
[10:42] <jiyunaJP> that dont play me
[10:42] <jiyunaJP> and go to different cab to play each other
[10:42] <L-Knight> did they get tight/leave
[10:42] <jiyunaJP> even when im being friendly
[10:42] <jiyunaJP> joking around
[10:42] <jiyunaJP> like during a ragna mirror, i got baited hard
[10:43] <jiyunaJP> and ate a YAMI NI KUWARERO
[10:43] <jiyunaJP> or whatever
[10:43] <jiyunaJP> and i yelled
[10:43] <jiyunaJP> SUGEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
[10:43] <jiyunaJP> like i give them props when they do good
[10:43] <jiyunaJP> when i do good....they run to different cab
[10:43] <jiyunaJP> fucking nerds
[10:43] <L-Knight> you look mad all the time
[10:43] <EvilLinkz> lol
[10:43] <L-Knight> youre too muscular
[10:43] <EvilLinkz> you're not japanese
[10:43] <Rei____> too american
[10:44] <Rei____> at least in CF they had only one cab
[10:44] <L-Knight> ive had people just watch me do arcade mode
[10:44] <Rei____> so people were forced to play you or wait it out lol
[10:44] <L-Knight> at cf
[10:44] <jiyunaJP> but thats because you're too good LK
[10:44] <jiyunaJP> these people arent scared of me
[10:44] <jiyunaJP> they my level
[10:45] <jiyunaJP> they just wont play me
[10:45] <jiyunaJP> oh yeah
[10:45] <jiyunaJP> and then the kicker
[10:45] <jiyunaJP> after i had my BB drama
[10:45] <jiyunaJP> i left and went to different arcade
[10:45] <jiyunaJP> and bought 2 strong drinks from conbini
[10:45] <jiyunaJP> got drunk, had fun games with troll rachel
[10:45] <jiyunaJP> then came back to serious arcade
[10:45] <jiyunaJP> no more BB....but 2 dudes were playing GUNDAM
[10:46] <FL|alz> lol damn
[10:46] <EvilLinkz> lol
[10:46] <jiyunaJP> i never played gundam before, but i always wanted to
[10:46] <jiyunaJP> so i played 2 games and got raped
[10:46] <jiyunaJP> then walked to other side and asked
[10:46] <jiyunaJP> well i said
[10:46] <jiyunaJP> "you guys really are too strong for me. who's the strongest gundam in this game"
[10:46] <jiyunaJP> they both were like "i dont know..............."
[10:46] <Rei____> lol
[10:46] <yeknom> lol
[10:47] <EvilLinkz> lol
[10:47] <Rei____> I thought it was something like turn-A
[10:47] <yeknom> you gotta realize also that a lot of jp people, especially otaku
[10:47] <EvilLinkz> turn A da gawd
[10:47] <yeknom> will avoid all conversations with gaijin
[10:47] <jiyunaJP> so i was like "well, whos a good gundam to use. its my first time playing"
[10:47] <jiyunaJP> "i dont know............."
[10:47] <yeknom> to avoid having a difficult conversation
[10:47] <jiyunaJP> yeknom: ive been here for two months
[10:47] <jiyunaJP> i know how to make myself sound humble/shitty
[10:34] <jiyunaJP> i got drunk today
[10:34] <jiyunaJP> and went to game vamos
[10:34] <jiyunaJP> aka the BB arcade in nagoya
[10:34] <jiyunaJP> the usual crew was there; but HIMAJIN was playing
[10:34] <jiyunaJP> himajin; aka the SBO litchi
[10:34] <jiyunaJP> who beat me 5-0 last time
[10:35] <jiyunaJP> first i played on the red vewlix; because thats where the crowd was gathered
[10:35] <jiyunaJP> and watching some tao fight cpu
[10:35] <jiyunaJP> even though there are 4 setups...everyone was watching tao fight cpu (i dont know why)
[10:36] <jiyunaJP> i beat the tao 3-0 in close, well played matches
[10:36] <jiyunaJP> then everyone moved to the sega cabs and left me to fight cpu ( fuck japan)
[10:36] <jiyunaJP> i finished arcaded mode and watched as the sega cabs got full (so 3 setups, 6 players on sega cabs. me playing alone on red vewlix.) fuck japan
[10:38] <jiyunaJP> finish story mode, get up and go stand at a sega cab that SBO litchi is playing on. wait for my turn
[10:38] <jiyunaJP> SBO litchi has 4 wins, its my turn
[10:38] <jiyunaJP> play him, win first 2 rounds, lose next 2 rounds, neither of us has burst for final round
[10:38] <jiyunaJP> i win
[10:38] <jiyunaJP> 1-0 me
[10:38] <jiyunaJP> next game, just as close, but i win again
[10:38] <jiyunaJP> 2-0 me
[10:38] <jiyunaJP> next games are close, but he cleanly beats me
[10:38] <jiyunaJP> 2-1 him
[10:38] <jiyunaJP> next game close, but i fucking drop combo and hes mashing airthrow during last round
[10:38] <jiyunaJP> he wins
[10:39] <jiyunaJP> 2-2
[10:39] <jiyunaJP> final game, im up 2-1 rounds, i still have two burst
[10:39] <jiyunaJP> i use BOTH bursts during 4th round but still lose
[10:39] * jiyunaJP (~world@p8020-ipbfp2003tokaisakaetozai.aichi.ocn.ne.jp) Quit (Read error: Connection reset by peer)
[10:40] * jiyunaJP (~world@p8020-ipbfp2003tokaisakaetozai.aichi.ocn.ne.jp) has joined #blazblue
[10:40] <jiyunaJP> lol internet. fuck this fucking shitty country
[10:40] <jiyunaJP> but anyway
[10:40] <jiyunaJP> 2-2 games
[10:40] <jiyunaJP> 2-2 rounds
[10:40] <jiyunaJP> he has 1 burst, i have none
[10:40] <jiyunaJP> final round, he whiffs DP
[10:40] <jiyunaJP> i 5b (dont bait burst) 3c (jump back barrier)
[10:40] <jiyunaJP> he bursts, i IB
[10:41] <jiyunaJP> and rape him, win game
[10:41] <jiyunaJP> win 3-2
[10:41] <jiyunaJP> yell in japanese
[10:41] <jiyunaJP> "ARENT YOU THE SBO LITCHI!?
[10:41] <yeknom> how did you say it in jp
[10:41] <jiyunaJP> TOUGEKI NO RAICHI JYA NAI KA!?
[10:41] <yeknom> wow what a dick
[10:41] <yeknom> lol
[10:41] <L-Knight> lollll
[10:41] <yeknom> pretty good
[10:41] <Rei____> lolllll
[10:41] <L-Knight> stay american
[10:41] <EvilLinkz> hahaha
[10:41] <St1ckBuG_> lollll
[10:41] <jiyunaJP> yo fuck japan
[10:41] <EvilLinkz> I think he was drunk
[10:42] <yeknom> bringing american shit talk to japan
[10:42] <L-Knight> what did he do
[10:42] <yeknom> orz
[10:42] <jiyunaJP> its not even drunk shit talk
[10:42] <jiyunaJP> how are there gonna be 8 people
[10:42] <jiyunaJP> that dont play me
[10:42] <jiyunaJP> and go to different cab to play each other
[10:42] <L-Knight> did they get tight/leave
[10:42] <jiyunaJP> even when im being friendly
[10:42] <jiyunaJP> joking around
[10:42] <jiyunaJP> like during a ragna mirror, i got baited hard
[10:43] <jiyunaJP> and ate a YAMI NI KUWARERO
[10:43] <jiyunaJP> or whatever
[10:43] <jiyunaJP> and i yelled
[10:43] <jiyunaJP> SUGEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
[10:43] <jiyunaJP> like i give them props when they do good
[10:43] <jiyunaJP> when i do good....they run to different cab
[10:43] <jiyunaJP> fucking nerds
[10:43] <L-Knight> you look mad all the time
[10:43] <EvilLinkz> lol
[10:43] <L-Knight> youre too muscular
[10:43] <EvilLinkz> you're not japanese
[10:43] <Rei____> too american
[10:44] <Rei____> at least in CF they had only one cab
[10:44] <L-Knight> ive had people just watch me do arcade mode
[10:44] <Rei____> so people were forced to play you or wait it out lol
[10:44] <L-Knight> at cf
[10:44] <jiyunaJP> but thats because you're too good LK
[10:44] <jiyunaJP> these people arent scared of me
[10:44] <jiyunaJP> they my level
[10:45] <jiyunaJP> they just wont play me
[10:45] <jiyunaJP> oh yeah
[10:45] <jiyunaJP> and then the kicker
[10:45] <jiyunaJP> after i had my BB drama
[10:45] <jiyunaJP> i left and went to different arcade
[10:45] <jiyunaJP> and bought 2 strong drinks from conbini
[10:45] <jiyunaJP> got drunk, had fun games with troll rachel
[10:45] <jiyunaJP> then came back to serious arcade
[10:45] <jiyunaJP> no more BB....but 2 dudes were playing GUNDAM
[10:46] <FL|alz> lol damn
[10:46] <EvilLinkz> lol
[10:46] <jiyunaJP> i never played gundam before, but i always wanted to
[10:46] <jiyunaJP> so i played 2 games and got raped
[10:46] <jiyunaJP> then walked to other side and asked
[10:46] <jiyunaJP> well i said
[10:46] <jiyunaJP> "you guys really are too strong for me. who's the strongest gundam in this game"
[10:46] <jiyunaJP> they both were like "i dont know..............."
[10:46] <Rei____> lol
[10:46] <yeknom> lol
[10:47] <EvilLinkz> lol
[10:47] <Rei____> I thought it was something like turn-A
[10:47] <yeknom> you gotta realize also that a lot of jp people, especially otaku
[10:47] <EvilLinkz> turn A da gawd
[10:47] <yeknom> will avoid all conversations with gaijin
[10:47] <jiyunaJP> so i was like "well, whos a good gundam to use. its my first time playing"
[10:47] <jiyunaJP> "i dont know............."
[10:47] <yeknom> to avoid having a difficult conversation
[10:47] <jiyunaJP> yeknom: ive been here for two months
[10:47] <jiyunaJP> i know how to make myself sound humble/shitty
Tuesday, August 31, 2010
Monday, August 30, 2010
New Office
Thursday, August 26, 2010
Satoshi Kon's last words
Sayonara (Goodbye)
How could I forget, May 18th of this year.
I received the following pronouncement from a cardiovascular doctor at Musashino Red Cross Hospital.
"It's the latter stages of pancreatic cancer. It's metastasized to several bones. You have at the most half a year left to live."
I have seen Perfect Blue and Millennium Actress and thought both were insane/amazing.
I think it's about time I pick up the rest of his work.
via Makiko Itoh
Daigo thread on 2ch
ウメハラ総合スレッド369
169 :俺より強い名無しに会いにいく:2010/08/26(木) 23:32:21 ID:OpBL3OYp0
ファンボーイって軽い言葉は使って欲しくないね
ビリーヴァーもしくはファナティックと呼んで欲しい
ウメハラは単なる人間ではないのだから、信じる者もファンではない
神を崇拝するかのごとき神聖性を持っているものだ
[11:23] <fubarduck> "I don't want them to call us fanboys. "Believer" or "Fanatic" is more appropriate. Simply put, Umehara isn't human, so his believers aren't "fans". It's just like worshiping a god, and we are carrying that kind of sacredness"
And in this instant it became abundantly clear that 2ch is filled with the same trolls and morons as SRK.
Saturday, August 21, 2010
Stripfighter IV
So there's this game by the name of Stripfighter IV, which is obviously a terrible parody of Street Fighter.
It's the latest in the longest series of pretty deranged adult fighters from this one doujin circle group.
Anyway, there was some Japanese player named Stripfighter, but I knew of the game first, so any time someone would mention him in an IRC channel I'd be like wait the game or the player?
Anyway, turns out...it's both.
I thought the player Stripfighter was trolling with his name from the game, but it turns out he's actually the guy who MAKES Stripfighter.
So instead of merely funny he rises to legendary status.
lolcombos by hyperhal
It's the latest in the longest series of pretty deranged adult fighters from this one doujin circle group.
Anyway, there was some Japanese player named Stripfighter, but I knew of the game first, so any time someone would mention him in an IRC channel I'd be like wait the game or the player?
Anyway, turns out...it's both.
I thought the player Stripfighter was trolling with his name from the game, but it turns out he's actually the guy who MAKES Stripfighter.
So instead of merely funny he rises to legendary status.
lolcombos by hyperhal
Monday, August 16, 2010
Wednesday, August 04, 2010
US Army + Maritan...officially?
So the US Army in Japan is working on an official joint project with the Maritan people people about 50 years of US-JP military alliance.
For those of you unfamiliar with Maritan, the creator released a bunch of educational English help books:
Completely using Full Metal Jacket quotes.
Yes I'm not joking.
Anyway this has to be the best or worst idea ever.
For those of you unfamiliar with Maritan, the creator released a bunch of educational English help books:
Completely using Full Metal Jacket quotes.
Yes I'm not joking.
Anyway this has to be the best or worst idea ever.
Tuesday, July 27, 2010
Dropping the hammer
So our head accountant got let go today.
Literally she walked in the morning and was told through a phone call.
None of us knew except HR.
Passwords/backups/data/mail/hardware/bank accounts all this shit has to be scrambled together before end of day.
Her Indian counterparts are going WTF?
We're going WTF?
Seriously usually you give something like this 1-2 weeks for a transition.
Not here.
HR also would not tell me how long they had known about her upcoming release for.
Like give me a fucking break, respect the procedure but at least make it easier for everyone else who has to pick up the slack left by a GAPING HOLE in our team.
She has no replacement, I don't know who on accounting is going to take over her duties.
Standard India.
Also, I got Starcraft 2 in the mail for 45$.
Literally she walked in the morning and was told through a phone call.
None of us knew except HR.
Passwords/backups/data/mail/hardware/bank accounts all this shit has to be scrambled together before end of day.
Her Indian counterparts are going WTF?
We're going WTF?
Seriously usually you give something like this 1-2 weeks for a transition.
Not here.
HR also would not tell me how long they had known about her upcoming release for.
Like give me a fucking break, respect the procedure but at least make it easier for everyone else who has to pick up the slack left by a GAPING HOLE in our team.
She has no replacement, I don't know who on accounting is going to take over her duties.
Standard India.
Also, I got Starcraft 2 in the mail for 45$.
Saturday, July 24, 2010
Friday, July 23, 2010
Tuesday, July 20, 2010
Saturday, July 17, 2010
Wednesday, July 14, 2010
Monday, July 12, 2010
Women's SSIV
Post 1 of 9000
<Cicada-> cuz hte match ended, and stephanie went for a hand shake "can i get ah andshake? no? what about a hug?"
Lol shittalk.
Apparently Stephanie (Bison cosplayer, very cute) walked forward and pressed roundhouse (with Bison of course) and Sherry couldn't deal with it.
In the end though I only had faith in Kayane, and even she didn't look her best in the finals.
Probably cause she was used to fighting real players not random wake up Ultra 2 from Gouken.
Dumbing down your play doesn't look pretty but it's what you have to do against low level.
Wednesday, July 07, 2010
Stuff
Back from Taiwan, off to Vegas like...tomorrow.
Cosmic Break needs to stop being addictive.
Work is moving to New Jersey supposedly some time in August.
I have a lot of things on my mind now.
Cosmic Break needs to stop being addictive.
Work is moving to New Jersey supposedly some time in August.
I have a lot of things on my mind now.
Monday, June 14, 2010
Team Sp00ky Introduction
Rithli's finished a short introduction.
Rithli-level polish as always.
See you gimps in Vegas for EVO on the 8th.
Wonder how Caesar's is compared to the Rio last year, that place was amazing.
Monday, May 31, 2010
:V
(5/31/2010 2:11:36 PM) uber_awesome_piggy: :V is super useful
(2:11:41 PM) uber_awesome_piggy: i am addicted to it now
The army grows.
Tuesday, May 11, 2010
Sunday, May 09, 2010
Windows 7 mascot Nanami
Garish pink Comic Sans font on purpose
Wow didn't expect this.
Microsoft officially acknowledged the Nanami OS-Tan as the OS-Tan of Windows 7 and bought her rights.
Then they got Nana Mizuki to voice her.
The result is the advertisement you see here...
Sometimes I think MS Japan is on another planet than MS USA.
"360 IS FAILING WHAT CAN WE DO!?"
"PUT MORE EROGE AND OTAKU GAMES ON IT!"
"ROGER!"
Wednesday, May 05, 2010
Police now more concerned with numbers than accountants are.
As a result, the tapes show, the rank-and-file NYPD street cop experiences enormous pressure in a strange catch-22: He or she is expected to maintain high "activity"—including stop-and-frisks—but, paradoxically, to record fewer actual crimes.
Busy work at its finest.
Thursday, April 29, 2010
Monday, April 12, 2010
Friday, April 09, 2010
Tougeki scared of Evo, adds MBAA 2v2 to Category C games
I bet you Melty at Evo is the reason they added it.
Sunday, April 04, 2010
SSF4 Arcade announced at JP nationals
By the way winners were:
1. RF (Sagat), Kindevu (Rufus), Momochi (Akuma)
2. MDR (Rufus), Pamyu (Boxer), some sagat
3. Tokido's team
4. Maeda Tyson's team
Daigo team got OCVED by MDR Rufus.
MDR vs RF second round down by 60% vs Sagat pulls some crazy bullshit to win the round and the match.
A Sim almost ocved RF's team but Momochi saved their ass.
1. RF (Sagat), Kindevu (Rufus), Momochi (Akuma)
2. MDR (Rufus), Pamyu (Boxer), some sagat
3. Tokido's team
4. Maeda Tyson's team
Daigo team got OCVED by MDR Rufus.
MDR vs RF second round down by 60% vs Sagat pulls some crazy bullshit to win the round and the match.
A Sim almost ocved RF's team but Momochi saved their ass.
Thursday, April 01, 2010
Wednesday, March 31, 2010
April Fools (In Asia)
So let's start with normal game companies.
Arc Sys and Examu start with a Blaz Blue vs Arcana cross over...flash game. In which you eat Heart, as Arakune.
Dungeon and Fighter makes a dating sim.
TeamLiquid releases a "Professional" mod for Starcraft 2.
Type-Moon characters started twittering.
I'll put more as they come in out of boredom.
Arc Sys and Examu start with a Blaz Blue vs Arcana cross over...flash game. In which you eat Heart, as Arakune.
Dungeon and Fighter makes a dating sim.
TeamLiquid releases a "Professional" mod for Starcraft 2.
Type-Moon characters started twittering.
I'll put more as they come in out of boredom.
Tuesday, March 30, 2010
Marvel 3 and SSF4 PC
Wised aged veteran Henaki does not learn and puts Capcom on blast again.
Anyway, today I leaked Marvel 3 announcement in May and Super SF4 for PC. This immediately led to my permanent IP ban and a very hasty thread deletion. There are multiple sources that confirm Marvel 3 in development, and Super SF4 PC was sorta leaked a while ago by some guy with a slippery tongue at some trade show, but yeah it exists too.
Saturday, March 27, 2010
Friday, March 26, 2010
The Tales of Mago, 2D God
And then, the final blow.
Ameriken: “MAGO . . .”
Ameriken: “AH . . .”
・・・
Mago: “Ah . . . ? ?”
Ameriken: “AH . . ARIGATO!!!”
! ! ? ! ? ? ? ! ! ? ? ?
One of the most hilarious blog postings I have seen from Mago, credits to fubar for the translation.
Thursday, March 25, 2010
Wednesday, March 24, 2010
Cross Days even more of a trap than first believed.
Long story short, fake versions of the game upload ALL YOUR SHIT onto the internet.
That, and the actual game includes none of the preview screenshots (almost all fake) and your character cross-dresses as a girl who swings that way.
Yeah. Overfl0w spent years making a troll game.
That, and the actual game includes none of the preview screenshots (almost all fake) and your character cross-dresses as a girl who swings that way.
Yeah. Overfl0w spent years making a troll game.
Monday, March 22, 2010
Friday, March 19, 2010
Touhou in Ai Sp@ce
Seems like they've added a hilariously awkward looking shooting game to moe blob space.
Maybe people were getting bored of just being guys pretending to be girls doing nothing but looking pretty.
Maybe people were getting bored of just being guys pretending to be girls doing nothing but looking pretty.
Thursday, March 18, 2010
Thursday, March 11, 2010
Wednesday, March 10, 2010
Youtube Strike Number 2 (3)
Seems like Funimation has nothing better to do than send me takedown notices.
However once again the target they're aiming at is hilariously beyond their reach.
The video they chose to attack was Anta...Baka?, which is a MAD of a doujinshi of Evangelion.
So in effect, the "video" is actually a slideshow of fanart.
Last I checked, Funimation only owned the rights to distribute the new EVA movie.
ADV still owns the rights to the tv series.
Neither of them own the rights to the entire franchise.
What a waste of time.
However once again the target they're aiming at is hilariously beyond their reach.
The video they chose to attack was Anta...Baka?, which is a MAD of a doujinshi of Evangelion.
So in effect, the "video" is actually a slideshow of fanart.
Last I checked, Funimation only owned the rights to distribute the new EVA movie.
ADV still owns the rights to the tv series.
Neither of them own the rights to the entire franchise.
What a waste of time.
Friday, March 05, 2010
Out of the Blue
So I randomly had an epiphany at work today...the song "Out of the Blue" by Julian Casablancas describes why I play SWR/Hisoutensoku still.
Both verses even.
It was sort of morbidly sad and fascinating.
Both verses even.
It was sort of morbidly sad and fascinating.
Thursday, March 04, 2010
Long rant by Tim Rogers about Japan sucking
Summary of article I guess is:
[16:56] <@fubarduck> so while everything this guy says is true
[16:56] <@fubarduck> he has little right to complain about it
[17:01] <@fubarduck> i should write a book about america's problems
[17:01] <@fubarduck> and how they relate to our subpar videogame development
2ch taken down, now back up
Apparently the hilarious threads about how Yu-Na Kim bribed the judges (completely with corresponding Niconico videos) on 2ch angered Korean enough to take 2ch down temporarily.
That's a lot of angry Koreans.
That's a lot of angry Koreans.
Tuesday, March 02, 2010
Sunday, February 28, 2010
Wednesday, February 24, 2010
Tuesday, February 23, 2010
Friday, February 12, 2010
Saturday, February 06, 2010
MBAA AT EVOLUTION
Results are up! Note these are the RAW results, before filtering for fraudulent votes. Keep this note from Ponder in mind:
And a bizarre alternate universe has happened where MBAA has appeared at Evolution before SBO.
Quote Originally Posted by Ponder View Post
It's very hard to tell exactly who got 2nd-4th because of the amount of vote fraud for all the games. This includes people who have multiple accounts voting more than once, suspicious patterns in the voting locations, etc. Even so, if you take away all the suspicious votes for Melty, it still wins by a narrow margin. So while we're confident Melty is the winner, we really don't know who got 2nd.
And a bizarre alternate universe has happened where MBAA has appeared at Evolution before SBO.
Tuesday, February 02, 2010
Saturday, January 23, 2010
Tuesday, January 12, 2010
Umineko no Naku Koro Ni EP 1-5 Review
Simply amazing.
I honestly really have no other words for this series of sound novels.
They're extremely convoluted, there's a lot of text, and a lot of characters (more get introduced each episode it seems!), but it really is tightly wound and made; there is a clear direction, believe it or not!
Maybe this will change later but EP5 sort of affirmed to me what type of story this is at its core (it does cover a lot of genres, sometimes even to the point parodying them).
It's hard to say anything without spoiling ANYTHING, but you need to come into this body of work with an open mind.
Also, the music is GODLIKE.
The anime, however, is not.
Avoid at all costs and try to pick up the sound novel.
Here's a link to the music boxes (OSTS basically)
Getting started: Episode 1-4 torrent
Episode 5 torrent
Episode 6 is out but the current translation patch doesn't work with Ep 5-6 combined.
Go to witch-hunt for the translation patches.
I honestly really have no other words for this series of sound novels.
They're extremely convoluted, there's a lot of text, and a lot of characters (more get introduced each episode it seems!), but it really is tightly wound and made; there is a clear direction, believe it or not!
Maybe this will change later but EP5 sort of affirmed to me what type of story this is at its core (it does cover a lot of genres, sometimes even to the point parodying them).
It's hard to say anything without spoiling ANYTHING, but you need to come into this body of work with an open mind.
Also, the music is GODLIKE.
The anime, however, is not.
Avoid at all costs and try to pick up the sound novel.
Here's a link to the music boxes (OSTS basically)
Getting started: Episode 1-4 torrent
Episode 5 torrent
Episode 6 is out but the current translation patch doesn't work with Ep 5-6 combined.
Go to witch-hunt for the translation patches.
Tuesday, January 05, 2010
Umineko no Naku Koro Ni Episode 1
Not the anime.
Something about the almost laborious introduction made me realize I had deeply missed reading actual novels instead of easy to consume light novels/manga.
Thumbs up for evoking that nostalgia, Umineko.
I think this is one of the rare translation projects that the creator himself (Ryuukishi07) has explicitly encouraged
Also, I think EP6 (final arc?) was released at C77, so dodging spoilers like mad from certain JLT Level 1 clowns in certain channels is hard.
I'll come back later with more of an actual review.
And now for a typo.
Something about the almost laborious introduction made me realize I had deeply missed reading actual novels instead of easy to consume light novels/manga.
Thumbs up for evoking that nostalgia, Umineko.
I think this is one of the rare translation projects that the creator himself (Ryuukishi07) has explicitly encouraged
Also, I think EP6 (final arc?) was released at C77, so dodging spoilers like mad from certain JLT Level 1 clowns in certain channels is hard.
I'll come back later with more of an actual review.
And now for a typo.
Friday, January 01, 2010
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