Suppose you have just graduated from ALLBMES college...

And your parents want to know what you're doing since they've sunk 250,000 dollars into your ALLBMES education.
You have the choice of telling them that:
You work at a barely living wage job at Kmart dressed up as a clown saying, "Welcome K-mart shoppers."
You work at a company called Cheapphone.com where you are not paid in money at all, only foodstamps and stock options until the company makes it big.

During your interview at cheapphone, you are aggressively quizzed on your CNF knowledge. The type of network you are expected to support transfers typically 1000 packets per day, at about 1kbs per request. The company uses a 1Mbs line.

WHAT DO YOU TELL YOUR PARENTS AND WHY?

Answer: You tell your parents you work at K-mart as a clown, because at 1k packets per day at 1kb per request over a 1MBS line, traffic intensity nears ONE, which means delay approaches INFINITY.

The above easy ass question notwithstanding, the Computer Networking Fundamentals final kicked my ass. And not only my ass, but other's asses. But I think they got less ass-kicked. And now I have fucking philosophy final due tomorrow. God that's going to suck, I hate writing bullshit that I didn't create.

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