The Perils of Staying Sadlife

So Japan had an earthquake at 8.9 on the Ricther scale.

Honestly I'm laughing at other's misfortune and I feel bad.
Click the link for more sadlife catastrophes.

More Taiwanese News

Who is making these!?

I'm all for nuclear power but...

So yeah, a British nuke sub and a French nuke sub COLLIDED in the Atlantic.
Both had sonar but of course both had awesome sonar jammers so we're back to square one.
Seriously though just makes me a TAD uneasy.

We lost 100 million credit and debit card numbers but hey, how about that Obama?

The comic timing on this is hilarious.
They sat on this shit for a YEAR, wait till the inauguration to announce that hey, we may have been hit by the largest security breach in history.
Good stuff Heartland Payment Systems.
Hope no one here ate out in the PAST YEAR.

R.I.P. Robert Jordan

Man, what a downer.
Say what you will about not being able to continue after book #Inserthere, I still planned to resume from where I left off after the final book was written.
Unfortunately, it seems like that won't happen.

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We're in your routers, hacking your government.

via Metafilter
Since I work in teleco now this is pretty damn interesting to me.
The way these guys made 29 patches to an OS without being detected is hardcore.

Suicide is the second-leading cause of death for Asian-American women ages 15-24.

I'm not sure if this is a completely random story/study or what not, but it's sort of depressing.

Inventor of instant ramen dies at 96

What a hero.
Seriously, one of the most influential foods of the century, hands down.
Also, who the fuck are the college kids who votes Shin Raymun their favorite ramen?
That shit is spicy nasty and impossible to slurp down!
Crazy kids.

Blimey! I'm dead! ;-;

Steve Irwin, crocodile hunter, has passed away.

Spin

It's an hour long, so I didn't think I'd stay the whole ride.
But it's fascinating, and it also sort of makes me wonder why the hell I ever bothered to watch Television Network News.

Spin

FBI forms anti-porn squad

'I guess this means we've won the war on terror,' one agent says