Stage 52

Holy shit baldr force is fucking HARD. There has to be an easier way than running around spamming missiles until their low and then going in. The fucking terrain is getting really nasty...the type of missiles I have absolutely fucking LOVE to just smack the back walls and blow up before they can home in. Really what the hell is with the terrain. I'm not sure how zepy managed to get to level 133 no sweat.

On second thought, three main things stick come into mind.
1. I can't fucking melee combo for beans. Everything starts with missiles, than dashing B, then B again (A rush in), and then hopefully melee will do some damage.
2. WHAT THE HELL DOES STANDING C DO?
3. The super, cranks your heat gauge full and does flashy hits but...that plasma shit is horrible. Only close range, and it started doing less and less on the enemies. And I don't think I can level it.../hmmm I always try to finish the last guy off with the plasma, but I don't think it's helping the super any.

Progress Torrent

Any of ya heard of Progress Quest? No? It's a genius of a "game" screensaver, where it emulates an online rpg by doing all the work for you. Yeah that's right you just let it run, and it will fight, gain levels, buy new equipment, sell loot, get stronger, without any of your interaction. The hilarious thing is there are guilds for this "game" and people actually cheat. Yes people cheat in an non interactive game.

The reason I bring this little proggie up is that for three days, I have been STARING at a bittorrent progress bar. Yes, I have been looking at the percent slowly and slowly go up. For three days. What could cause such excitement? How about Baldr Force Exe. Not Neko force, the parody, I'm talking about the godamned original. Two fucking gigabyte torrent. And it's about to finish in like 10 minutes.

Now that it's near the end (99.8%), I was making jokes with one of my online friends, let's call him Jazzy. I compared the progress bar to Ragnarok Online (An online rpg) level gaining. And you know what? It's EXACTLY like that. All online rpgs are like that. You stay somewhere for HOURS fighting/doing/not doing God knows what and watch a little bar rise closer and closer to 100%. And when it hits 100%, you do it all over again. God what an evil game design.

More than likely after I finish this Baldr Force Exe torrent, I will get right back on irc and beg Baldr Neko Force. Guess the size of THAT game. That's right, two gigabytes. Another three days of not using the internet cause all my ports are dling. Level 99, here I come.

Nekos

So after waiting THREE GODAMN days for what I thought was Baldr neko force, I get the WRONG FANDISK. ARGH. Godamn their numbering. There are two fandisk bundles, nekoneko soft fandisk one and nekoneko soft fandisk two. Fandisk group one has TWO CDS. What I got was Fandisk group one FIRST CD with baldr neko bullet. What I was GOING for was Baldr Neko force on fandisk group two, which is a godamn TWO GB DVD. Shite. Time to wait for another three days...better be worth it...but the screenshots already tell me it is.

I'm a sucker for tactics game and customization...and hell it's a mecha game too.