Wednesday, September 14, 2005

Don't cry!

And hot on the heels of the last post is the list of "Holy plothole, even for an movie rpg!"
More like ESPECIALLY for a movie rpg.

1. Cloud bleeds once in the beginning when Yazoo shoots off his goggles.
NO ONE EVER BLEEDS AGAIN AFTER THAT.
2. Kadaj summoning Bahamut from a GREEN materia.
3. Red XIII has a freaking JETPACK.
4. Bahamut's blast COMPLETELY disappears into magic space after Cloud cuts him.
Shoot the thrower, the grenade is still there. The town should be obliterated.
5. Rufus is in incredibly fine form after having Diamond Weapon shoot a cannon straight into his office. Also, he can't shoot worth a damn. Oh yeah, Kadaj falls faster because he weighs heavier, DUH!
6. Cloud's double sword detach weapon magically gets 4 or 5 more swords in it against Sephiroth.
7. Yazoo has time to FIND A NEW GUN after his old one gets chopped in half and he is blown up by explosives.

That's it for now.

5 comments:

Anonymous said...

In response to #6: Omnislash Redux.

I'd think that's a reasonably acceptable trick, considering Cloud and Sephiroth just went Super Saiyan on each other.

-Peter

Chowspecial said...

Haha... 2 spam comments... er yeah... check mine out too. Because obviously I'm not talking about the same stuff you are :P My next post'll be like "refer to Kevin's post *here*.

Anonymous said...

Hahah, those are the same thoughts I had! Except, I just accepted that they reeeaaaallly took the definition of "fantasy." I mean, they're defying gravity and lifting motorcycles while riding on it like they were balloons!

Anonymous said...

Hey goof, apparently you didn't see Bahamut's blast get dissipated behind Cloud after he made a hole in it. =p

-SN

Sibby said...

WELL SORRRRRRRRY...
But yeah I see what you're talking about now.